I'm supposed to wipe with that?!

When I wake up in the morning, like most people, I pee.

I sit down, do what I need to do, and then see this:



Seriously? There are four other family members (ok only 3 that use the potty) in this house, this is the second time this week that I have encountered no toilet paper. The first time I realized it before I sat down, the second time I wasn't so lucky. Please people, replace the roll.

Thankfully, I didn't poop or have my period. That would have been an adventure.




 

Giveaway!

I'm thinking we're do for another giveaway!

Once we reach 125 Facebook 'likes'we'll run a giveaway for a free Rock-N-Roll Scarf

Spread the word!

Well shit, where have I been?!

 

It sneaks the fuck up on you, parents. Watch out!

One day he's in diapers, playing with his stuffed Barney:



Aw, he loved that Barney!

Then this happens:



When the hell did my baby boy grow up?

Vote No

A proposed constitutional amendment that would ban the freedom to marry will be on the ballot in Minnesota on November 6, 2012. We need to defeat this anti-gay amendment. It's pretty simple: 'The constitution should be used to protect our freedoms, not limit them'.

As a women who identifies as bisexual/pansexual, to me, love and attraction isn't about gender, it's about the person, the personality, and falling in love and being attracted to someone on a more spiritual level, not if they are male or female. Families are all different and it doesn't make them any less of a family just because they are different than 'your' family.

We have older generations (and history) tell us about how people used to be segregated based on their color and/or nationality. There is no difference when it comes to LGBT rights. How strange to think we'll tell the younger generations someday that people used to not give gay people the same rights. This IS a civil rights issue.

Minnesotans from all political backgrounds are standing up for ALL families by working to defeat this amendment.

~Love is by bigger than government can ever be~

Vote No: Don't limit the freedom to marry.

Visit  http://mnunited.org/ to learn more

Crappy mom

 

In light of all the mommy wars going on here's my contribution to the 'I'm a crappy mom' blog posts.

I'm a crappy mom:

• I use disposables more than cloth diapers lately because I suck at keeping up with laundry.

• My kids usually only bathe/shower 3 times a week, unless they're stinky or really gross.

• I don't take my kids to 'well baby' check ups.

• I weaned from breastfeeding around 20 months because I was frustrated with her always wanting my boobs and I wanted my boobs to be mine.

• I cosleep. With everyone but the 15 year old.

• I make them wear a bike helmet.

• My kids can eat an awesome organic breakfast and then I'll go to McDonalds for lunch, cus I don't wanna cook again. And they eat way to much frozen pizza.

• I selectively vaccinate.

• My kids play in dirt.

• I let them express their individuality and wear what they want. My son has dyed his hair blue, green and red.

I'm a 'crappy mom' and I love my kids more than anything else in this world!

 

Everybody poops!

Everybody poops! Here's a tip to not stink up the bathroom: Put a few drops of Eucalyptus essential oil in the toilet water before you poo! No stink! Seriously, it works! :o)
Eucalyptus Essential Oil is on sale this week!
http://www.allthingsallnatural.com/products/essential-oils/

Toddlers

Please tell me what possesses a toddler to take off her diaper, poop and pee on the carpet and then proceed to play in it?! Ew. Bath time.